[Bart]

This Sunday my wife & I went for a drive in my car. After coming home from Newport Beach, I turned onto Newport Ave. from 17th Street. A Mercedes which had AMG on the back was following me. I knew he wanted to pass me on Newport ave. I do not like to be passed by a cheap German car. Therefore, I began to move thru the gears. As I was about to moved into fourth my wife said in a very loud voice, “I do not want to die”. Crap! My car has very good brakes. I showed them to her. She then bitch that I stopped too fast.

What can I do to please her?

 

[Bart]

My wife has driven my car twice. Neither time would she take it over 2,500 rpm. She shifts at ideal speed. I sit very low in the seat when she has driven.

Yipes.

But she is a good woman, I have been married 35 years. She did OK me buying my little toy.

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