FIA 4 Ferrari
Are the FIA in love with Ferrari?
Is Luca di Montezemolo working for the FIA?
Picture the scene :
Ross Brawn: Oh Michael, looks like we up against it this year, boo hoo.
Michael Schumacher: Don't cry Ross, there must be something we can kick up about!
RB: Mmmm, what about the tires that Michelin have used since 2001? Maybe we can get the FIA to CHANGE the rules to suit us with just 3 races left.
MS: Hey, great idea. We don't want to fight fairly do we.
RB: Of course we don't. We could have asked the FIA to look into this 2 years ago, but the Michelin teams weren't beating us then, so now is the time to cry. They are using the same tyre mould now as back then, but let's see what the FIA can do for us.
MS: Ross, why don't we just ask the FIA to give us the championship?
RB: Shhhh, we don't want people to suspect anything do we!!!!!!
MS: I know you can do it, after all, didn't you miraculously enable us to get away with those illegal barge boards.
Here's to F1 without the Marlboro ORANGE cars!