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Just saw these. recommend you print them out, get them laminated, and keep them next to your registration documents for reference next time your pulled over.

1. I can't reach my license. Could you hold my beer.
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3. Aren't you that guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. Gee, I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
12. When the Officer says 'Gee. Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?' You probably should respond with,'Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?'

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You can also add this one if you were caught going really fast in a speed trap and the officer says

"I have been waiting for a guy like you all day"
you can reply back to him with....
"Im sorry officer I tried to get here as fast as I could..."

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