I almost choked on my drink when I read that.First of all, to address the assumption in the latter part of your fictional babble:
>Do you even watch NASCAR?
Jesus! Of course I don't watch NASCAR. If I ever crave redundancy, I'll stare at my carosel microwave spinning on high for 200 minutes. That piece of shit at least turns right! You may be under the impression that the "joke" is on me, but intellegent people are laughing at YOU.