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A family of 40 gypsies killed in a coach crash turn up at the Pearly Gates.

Sadly St Peter explains there's only room for 5 of them and tells them to go away and think who deserves to get in.

Later on, St Peter sees God and says "They've gone!".

God says "What, the Pikeys?"

"No, the f****ng gates"
 

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We've got the same joke in Texas, just replace "Gypsies" with "Mexicans".

(my apologies to any Mexican members) :)
 

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Hi guys,

must be the same f****ng pikeys that nicked the lead off one of our roofs at work this week so the rain (its been raining in the UK if you hadn't noticed ;) ) came through and soaked the reception area.
 

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Irish man in an identity parade of seven men, accused of rape.

When the woman pressing charges walked in, Paddy took one step forward and shouted "that's the miserable b1tch":D
 
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