Dear Comrade chaz,
Regretfully, 512 Tea Are has been incarcerated within the penitentiary in Monaco. He resurrected himself on so many occasions and the jealousy resent and envy created by his contumacious irreverence to the cyber chat commissars, conjoined to his quintessentially sesquipedalian posts, has created a cyber impasse such that the apotheosis of his erstwhile existence of the utmost recusance, whilst precipitating his nemesis, has nevertheless become the catalyst thus to forge a cyber bond with comrade Boxer.
An advertisement was placed within the New York Times, the London Times, The Maranello Times and the Ferrari Owners Club newsletter, seeking respondents to take upon his mantel and thus act as his emissary. Therefrom, I was selected by the interviewing panel, of which the illustrious comrade Boxer was the chairman. Naturally, as 512 Tea Are's envoy, I do of course provide to him full details of all cyber-chat news. Therefore 512 Tea Are is vicariously renascent once more having been banned by all other chat sites for being no more than a gentle thaumaturge always inclined toward assiduous comity and meliorism within his lucubrate vignettes.
All good wishes.
With kind regards,
Vulcan