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Joke - Wetpet Funeral Arrangements
Lost our good friend, Ed this weekend...Joke only
WETPET'S FUNERAL - JOKE
Ed works hard at the Wetpet Fish Tank company but spends two nights each week bowling, going to Hooters and he plays golf every Saturday.
His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, So for his birthday she takes him to a local Strip club. The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Ed! How ya doin?"
His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to Hooters or this club before.
"Oh no," says Ed. "He's in my bowling league ."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Ed If he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.
His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable And says, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"
"I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club. I always have a Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey."
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her Arms around Ed, starts to rub herself all Over him and says... "Hi Ed! Want your usual table dance, big boy?"
Ed's wife, now furious, Grabs her purse and Storms out of the club. Ed follows and spots her getting into a cab.
Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.
Ed tries desperately to explain how the stripper Must have mistaken him for someone else, But his wife is having none of it She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, Calling him every 4 letter word in the book..
The cabby turns around and says,
'Geez Ed, you picked up a real bitch this time.'
ED's FUNERAL WILL BE HELD THIS COMING FRIDAY.
Last edited by 360 Modena; 09-27-2015 at 04:33 PM.