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post #1 of 19 Old 09-26-2015, 11:45 AM Thread Starter
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Joke - Wetpet Funeral Arrangements

Lost our good friend, Ed this weekend...Joke only

WETPET'S FUNERAL - JOKE

Ed works hard at the Wetpet Fish Tank company but spends two nights each week bowling, going to Hooters and he plays golf every Saturday.

His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, So for his birthday she takes him to a local Strip club. The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Ed! How ya doin?"

His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to Hooters or this club before.

"Oh no," says Ed. "He's in my bowling league ."

When they are seated, a waitress asks Ed If he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.

His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable And says, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"

"I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club. I always have a Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey."

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her Arms around Ed, starts to rub herself all Over him and says... "Hi Ed! Want your usual table dance, big boy?"

Ed's wife, now furious, Grabs her purse and Storms out of the club. Ed follows and spots her getting into a cab.

Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.

Ed tries desperately to explain how the stripper Must have mistaken him for someone else, But his wife is having none of it She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, Calling him every 4 letter word in the book..

The cabby turns around and says,

'Geez Ed, you picked up a real bitch this time.'

ED's FUNERAL WILL BE HELD THIS COMING FRIDAY.
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Not really funny Al. I thought for a minute whe. I saw the thread title that this was serious.

Poor taste IMHO.
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Agree Luke. I hope no one took it seriously after reading the first three sentences. Fixed it for you.
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Funny joke and I think adding joke to the beginning is appropriate.

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Agreed. I'm glad Luke called me out.
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I changed the title.
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We were beginning to wonder. . . "many a true word etc."

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No one having guts to like Al's story, hilarious!
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Thank God your alive. At least one person was worried enough to post ?
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* YOU'RE ---> damn autocorrect
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The first letters in "funeral" are "FUN"

Ed can't die; the per capita income of certain Maryland counties would plummet w/ the sudden dearth of singles to strippers . . .
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Ed introduced Chuck Norris and Caitlyn Jenner. The two are now an item.
When Marcel is missing info on a Ferrari, he asks Ed.
Ed created The Most Interesting Man ads as a diversion in order to get some rest

Of all the narcissists I know, I love me the most.
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If you cut off Caityn's heads "she" isn't too bad to look at, maybe a solid 5.
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Ed created The Most Interesting Man ads as a diversion in order to get some rest

And that guy stiffed ED for the bill just like Portis did.

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If you cut off Caityn's heads "she" isn't too bad to look at, maybe a solid 5.
Must remember to never bend over around you...

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David, you don't have to worry unless Ed is nearby...
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