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Is everyone a deadbeat wuss that lives there? Cardinals blow too.
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so would you like your beating now, or do you want us to chase you with pitchforks and torches first?
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Define chase.....
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Define chase.....
we'll chase you the way you chase your attractive cousin.

what's his name again?
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we'll chase you the way you chase your attractive cousin.

what's his name again?

At least force us to do something socially unacceptable if you're bringing pitchforks and getting all dressed up




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At least force us to do something socially unacceptable if you're bringing pitchforks and getting all dressed up




PS. Best. Smilies. Ever.
nothing is socially unacceptable in OK; you don't have enough people to form a society.



and yeah, the smiles here are pretty hilarious

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I read that all 612 owners are a bit light in the loafers and enjoy farting up the seats during a spirited ride
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I am a MA native. Worst of both worlds
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I read that all 612 owners are a bit light in the loafers and enjoy farting up the seats during a spirited ride


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Hey! It must have been a real boring night/early morning for you to make disparaging remarks about us after midnight.

At least here on the spotter thread we are pretty talkative.

As for Doug farting in his car - can't comment since I have not ridden with him.

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Is everyone a deadbeat wuss that lives there? Cardinals blow too.
O K L A H O M O - welcome to the world of pain

Bet those boys down under see you in that purty Ferrari and just can't wait to steer the queer.
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O K L A H O M O - welcome to the world of pain

Bet those boys down under see you in that purty Ferrari and just can't wait to steer the queer.
You got a purrrrty face,
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nothing is socially unacceptable in OK; you don't have enough people to form a society.



and yeah, the smiles here are pretty hilarious

IIRC - there was a OK spotter thread on f-chat where a guy in a bmw stalked a new 458 owner and the owner ditched and hid in a parking lot.

If he would have only placed his rear out the window and yelled

"I know Blampee"
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I read that all 612 owners are a bit light in the loafers and enjoy farting up the seats during a spirited ride
I do wear driving shoes - always wondered how y'all work the pedals in those steel toed red wings.

Everyone farts - cept in O K L A H O M O ... Pavlov mating call for family time.

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I looked up where Grand Lake, Oklahomo is. Instead of pissing in our direction you should be pointing to Kansas City - they are closer for you. You aren't even in the boundaries for our FCA Chapter here.

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I looked up where Grand Lake, Oklahomo is. Instead of pissing in our direction you should be pointing to Kansas City - they are closer for you. You aren't even in the boundaries for our FCA Chapter here.

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Jeff ... gotta love the "masher" - believe it or not I invited the big lug
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I know this to be true......
You sure - you tend to get St Louis and Seattle confused
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Jeff ... gotta love the "masher" - believe it or not I invited the big lug
Well in that case he should make the drive across the state line border and join us next time.

His version of "Hello" was a bit unusual though. Maybe that is what happens when someone is making comments at 12:30 am.

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I do wear driving shoes - always wondered how y'all work the pedals in those steel toed red wings.

Everyone farts - cept in O K L A H O M O ... Pavlov mating call for family time.

I bet you have matching gloves too that you scurry to get off when you pull up to a meet.

How come I only have two pedals? Did the factory screw me? I drive into Missouri to buy booze at SAMs and reinforce my handsomeness and Greek god-like body. My farts smell like leatherique
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I know this to be true......
It was just a hunch since my grandmother was deciding between a Buick LeSabre and a 612. She said Buick was a bit quicker mid range.
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