Join Date: May 2002
Location: Orange County, Calif.
Ferrari Life Posts: 1,696
How to Upset a Porsche Driver
As I was driving north on Instate 5 out of San Diego yesterday, a red Porsche was weaving itself nearer to me. What could I do? I decided to piss him off. If it were a female, I would allow her to pass my Maranello.
He was coming up the third lane quickly. A tractor-trailer was in the third lane. I slowed way down. The Porsche wiggle its way to me. It thought it would pass me behind the trailer. That was a mistake. It cost him much time, as I did not care for the clock.
Boy, it feels good to cost a Porsche much time during rush hour. He was behind the tractor and he had to stay there. Ha-ha.
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