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post #1 of 27 Old 02-22-2010, 03:13 PM Thread Starter
 
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How often would a Ferrari get you laid?

No matter how ugly you looked?
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No matter how ugly you looked?

# of times laid / [days of ownership] = answer.

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No matter how ugly you looked?
None. Complete confidence doesn't come with a car...

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Reading the 4 posts you have made, i have a recommendation for you. Buy a lambo. No offense.



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Reading the 4 posts you have made, i have a recommendation for you. Buy a lambo. No offense.
Are Lambos ugly or something?
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i think they are quite beautiful. Particularly the diablo roadster. in yellow.



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Hm that's funny I thought it was talking to women that got you laid.
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I'm thinking Jasonextreme doesn't know how to talk to women since judging from his posts he can't be older than 12.



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I'm thinking Jasonextreme doesn't know how to talk to women since judging from his posts he can't be older than 12.
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Agreed.
+1, but I will answer anyways, I have received more offers, looks and suggestive signs in my Porsche than my Ferrari. A Ferrari seems to work the opposite on women they tend to ignore you more on purpose, oh sure they look when you are not looking but they almost always judge that you are a prick. Now once they get to know you and you have game well then it is a different story have Ferrari will travel

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Hm that's funny I thought it was talking to women that got you laid.
I thought it was giving them money.

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+1, but I will answer anyways, I have received more offers, looks and suggestive signs in my Porsche than my Ferrari. A Ferrari seems to work the opposite on women they tend to ignore you more on purpose, oh sure they look when you are not looking but they almost always judge that you are a prick. Now once they get to know you and you have game well then it is a different story have Ferrari will travel
Agree, the Ferrari tends to be more of a no-no, more of a turn off than the Porsche for the ladies. Not always just generally. At the opposite end of the scale, guys tend to respond better to the Ferrari than to the Porsche. In the case of the former there is a general tendency to be pleased to see it being driven and in the case of the latter a trendency towards aggression and trying to beat the Porsche at all costs. Volvo's, Audi's and SUV's seem to be the worst in this regard.
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Buying a Ferrari to get laid would strike me as economically unsound. It'd be like building your own nuclear power station just so's you could charge the battery on your mobile phone.

I think it'd make more sense to simply give the money straight to the person(s) you wish to shag; that way you're getting more bang for your buck (pun definitely intended). The cheapest Ferrari in Auto Trader today is 12,850. You'd have your knob worn down to a STUMP if you spent that money more wisely.

Me, I bought the 308 knowing full well that every stranger who saw me in it, would assume that I am a self-loving to$$er of the highest order. I can't blame them; I'm guilty of thinking the same thing, every time I see someone in a fancy car. Sour grapes, I think it's called. But I bought it anyway, because to me it is the prettiest car that God ever created and I have wanted one for as long as I can remember.

I don't expect to ever get laid because of having it, and if I DID, I'd be harbouring serious suspicions of the 'gold digger' kind. (Though any gold digger would find herself sh!t out of luck cos I don't have a pot to p!ss in since I bought the Ferrari!) But that's fine by me.

If the right girl comes along someday, great. In the meantime, I can wake up each morning, go to the window and gaze at the most beautiful body I've ever seen, for as long as I want. And I know just which buttons to press, to get her to make all the right noises. And she doesn't hog the bathroom, nag about feet on the sofa or leave hair in the plughole.

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I'm thinking Jasonextreme doesn't know how to talk to women since judging from his posts he can't be older than 12.
Probably more like 14 or 15. It was a long time ago but I seem to recollect that 12 was a bit young to be thinking of such things. A little older and the young guys have the hormones buzzing round. For some strange reason they seem to connect cars with success with the ladies.
Agree with Vitalone. My experience is that cars, especially exotics, tend to repel most women. However I do accept that maybe it is because I am butt ugly and have zero personality.
Often there is a perception out there that Ferrari owner = tosser. It doesnt matter if its true or not, the perception is there. The irony is that many people ( males) would readily become a tosser if they had the means.
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I'm thinking Jasonextreme doesn't know how to talk to women since judging from his posts he can't be older than 12.
Haha is it me or FL members are getting more shallow these days.

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Hm that's funny I thought it was talking to women that got you laid.
So that's what I'm doing wrong?!?!


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Are Lambos ugly or something?
If you want to get laid....
A. buy nicer clothes, learn to dance and buy a lexus
B. Learn to play guitar and join a band
C. Spend the money on Cocaine instead of a car

All those choices will get you more tail than any exotic car. The only reason to own one of these cars is becuase you love the car and don't give a shit about what anyone else thinks.

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leave hair in the plughole.
Something about that just sounds too kinky. I prefer when they keep things tidy around the plughole.

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lol seems people here can't take a joke. I'm going to Ferrarichat
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