Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: United Kingdom
Ferrari Life Posts: 3,928
I think that a privateer BMW team should replace the works team. Given that most BMW owners think their cars are faster than F1 cars it should make for very interesting racing.
Currently F1 cars are unable to slipstream the car in front, but as we know, BMW drivers are more than capable of driving within 1 inch of the rear of the car in front of them and can still talk on their mobile phone, re-programme their sat nav at the same time, or alternatively look in the vanity mirror to check their hair looks OK.
The team should consist of a couple of sales reps in standard flat black 318 diesels, complete with cloth trim. The drivers should be decked out wearing fake Tag Heuer watches, fake YSL shirts and Paco Rabane suits, and of course the obligatory Ray-Bans. Blond highlights in their hair should also be considered as should changing the drivers names to Steve.