Snow Problem: London Bus Drivers Invoke Wartime Spirit
London bus drivers were today being shown a classic London Transport training film on how to deal with snow conditions on the roads and to make sure their passengers arrived at their destination safely and on time.
A spokesperson for London Transport said that it was at times like these that the spirit that kept the buses running throughout the war was needed to ensure the Capital did not come to a standstill.
The Prime Minister was unavailable for comment. A Downing Street spokesperson said he was in a meeting demonstrating to a Chinese gentleman how not to run a Country. Or was the Chinese gentleman showing Mr Brown how to run a Country? The spokesperson was not quite sure. Either way it was the fault of the Global Financial Crisis. When pressed further the spokesperson was adamant that the Global Financial Crisis was to blame and that it had replaced the Global Terror Crisis as the most important crisis of the moment. Aside from the Global Warming Crisis which was obviously to blame for the Snow.