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When People Speak Of Aural Sex Are They Alluding To A Six Or A Twelve?

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I am confused with regard to 'Aural Sex.' Is an eight better than a six and is a twelve better than both a six and an eight? Which is actually best: Six, Eight or Twelve? Or is the twelve too much of a good thing aurally to the extent that it cannot be fully extended? So, which is the best - there surely must be a few exponents on here that have had aural experience with a variety of sizes?

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Dear Comrade Vulcan F-40,

I am not a greedy man, 4 on each side is just about right

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Dear Comrade Vulcan F-40,

I am not a greedy man, 4 on each side is just about right

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Good Evening Dear Comrade archiegibbs,

Yes, but how was it aurally? Can you elaborate, please? For example, was this your only aural sex experience? If not, please confirm what other aural sex you have experienced?

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I have absolutelly no idea what is that talk about. So I can't help, sorry!

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Dear Comrade Night Life,

The illustrious Comrade Boxer has had 'em all: six, eight, twelve and manifold versions of each. Indeed, he presently holds the following within his possession: Three eight's plus a Twelve! Accordingly and by the very definition of these exemplars Boxer is almost certainly bound to possess far and away the greatest degree of expertise on aural sex of any member of this forum. He is probably having it right now up in the mountains of Europe with both a twelve and an eight. Perhaps he will oblige us all and having had aural sex with an eight and a twelve in rapid succession, will now inform us as to which provides the most satisfying performance?

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Good Evening Dear Comrade archiegibbs,

Yes, but how was it aurally? Can you elaborate, please? For example, was this your only aural sex experience? If not, please confirm what other aural sex you have experienced?

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Dear comrade Vulcan F-40,

An eight is my only experience so I have no way of comparing it to a 6 or 12, although I would like a bit of variety in the future. 12 is more likely than 6, does that make me greedy

Presently, I have been celebate since the end of March When the drought is eventually finished, I hope that my next experience isn't over in seconds

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Dear comrade Vulcan F-40,

An eight is my only experience so I have no way of comparing it to a 6 or 12, although I would like a bit of variety in the future. 12 is more likely than 6, does that make me greedy

Presently, I have been celebate since the end of March When the drought is eventually finished, I hope that my next experience isn't over in seconds

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Dear Comrade archiegibbs,

Hilarious!

But what's Boxer up to in the mountains of Europe enjoying brobdingnagian amounts of aural sex with an eight and twelve with nary a smidgen of a mention of his exploits to his impoverished comrades in Blighty? Perhaps he will write a detailed account of his experiences in the next issue of Ferrari Life. Anyone interested in writing their thoughts as to what the headline may be? . . . . . . This is my guess: "Aural Sex in Europe With Two Naked Virago's"

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Dear Comrade Vulcan F-40,

How does aural with a twin turbo eight compare a standard eight or to a twelve. I suspect you would have to pay more for the experience

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Dear Comrade Vulcan F-40,

How does aural with a twin turbo eight compare a standard eight or to a twelve. I suspect you would have to pay more for the experience

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Dear Comrade archiegibbs,

Yes, and as you say, it's bound to be more expensive but doesn't the twin turbo gag the aural volume and therefore the aural sex may not be anything like as satisfying? We must await Boxer's dissertation on this as he is privvy to direct comparison on the twin turbo aural eight and the naturally aspirated twelve and is indeed presently within the mountains of Europe experiencing these extraordinary pleasures of aural sex.

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Dear Comrade archiegibbs,

Yes, and as you say, it's bound to be more expensive but doesn't the twin turbo gag the aural volume and therefore the aural sex may not be anything like as satisfying? We must await Boxer's dissertation on this as he is privvy to direct comparison on the twin turbo aural eight and the naturally aspirated twelve and is indeed presently within the mountains of Europe experiencing these extraordinary pleasures of aural sex.

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Dear comrade Vulcan F-40,

Boxer is indeed a very lucky man with that much variety in his life. WHat does he have that we don't?

An incredibly long bonnet (hood in American)

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Dear Comrade Night Life,

The illustrious Comrade Boxer has had 'em all: six, eight, twelve and manifold versions of each. Indeed, he presently holds the following within his possession: Three eight's plus a Twelve! Accordingly and by the very definition of these exemplars Boxer is almost certainly bound to possess far and away the greatest degree of expertise on aural sex of any member of this forum. He is probably having it right now up in the mountains of Europe with both a twelve and an eight. Perhaps he will oblige us all and having had aural sex with an eight and a twelve in rapid succession, will now inform us as to which provides the most satisfying performance?

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Dear comrade Vulcan F-40,

Boxer is indeed a very lucky man with that much variety in his life. WHat does he have that we don't?

An incredibly long bonnet (hood in American)

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Dear Comrade archiegibbs,

Boxer has a twelve that he is always polishing (massaging more like!) he displayed it to all and sundry at the Ferrari Concours last month.

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Dear Comrade archiegibbs,

Boxer has a twelve that he is always polishing (massaging more like!) he displayed it to all and sundry at the Ferrari Concours last month.

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Dear Comrade Vulcan F-40,

He does like to get it out and show it off as often as possible He showed it off to some of the FL membership inc myself at the 2007 Concours, he even asked my 4 year old son if he wanted to play with it (ooh-err missus)

BTW - It's good to have you back, I can act the fool and play about with double entendres again. When Pete comes back we can have some real fun

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Dear Comrade Vulcan F-40,

He does like to get it out and show it off as often as possible He showed it off to some of the FL membership inc myself at the 2007 Concours, he even asked my 4 year old son if he wanted to play with it (ooh-err missus)

BTW - It's good to have you back, I can act the fool and play about with double entendres again. When Pete comes back we can have some real fun

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Dear Comrade archiegibbs,

It's not so much fun for Comrade Kidwhizz at the moment as I am reliably informed there is a pool of water (or something) under his office chair - I understand he peed himself laughing!

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It's not so much fun for Comrade Kidwhizz at the moment as I am reliably informed there is a pool of water (or something) under his office chair - I understand he peed himself laughing!

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To answer the original question. While all have their unique enchanting charms, the best Aural encounter in my experience is a 365 BB. Carbs and a high revving Flat 12 is an unbeatable package.
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