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post #1 of 27 Old 07-19-2008, 07:50 AM Thread Starter
 
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The latest fashion on the beach...

http://www.patentlysilly.com/patent.php?patID=6832983

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post #2 of 27 Old 07-19-2008, 12:53 PM
 
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HAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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I'm wearing mine now.

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I'm wearing mine now.
Pictures Pete.....waiting....

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Chris...What the **** is the matter with you. You want papapa pictures. I'm stuttering just thatha thinking about it. It was bad enough when Pete said it...now you turned it into a visual. I'm gonna need to swab my brain with alcohol to get that image out. Jeez. eeeeww.

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Lane, I'm confused. Should I post the pictures or not? The swimsuit is really comfortable but I have to go to the bathroom soon.

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Haha

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Dude...your confused you say...I can't possibly imagine why. If ya fart with that thing on you'll put someone eye out. There's no methane bypass valve on that bad boy.

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oh, spare us from the pictures, I need a good night of sleep =S

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Haha wow!!

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...forget alcohol, somebody hold the Taser close to Lanes brain its the only way anyone is going to forget this image...

That first sentence '...whatever you've got to work with).'

WTF!!! How many holes can someone have!!!!!!!!!!




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When the hell did this thread take a wrong turn in Albuquerque...

For shame for shame..

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When the hell did this thread take a wrong turn in Albuquerque...
I think this thread took the wrong turn the moment Basosz started it.

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I think this thread took the wrong turn the moment Basosz started it.
now just wait a second... I'm completely innocent. Sort of. I just posted it You guys took it from there
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When the hell did this thread take a wrong turn in Albuquerque...
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I think this thread took the wrong turn the moment Basosz started it.

Yeah! blame the wabbit!! Why is he looking at stuff that goes in the wrong end anyway




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Yeah! blame the wabbit!! Why is he looking at stuff that goes in the wrong end anyway
re-read the patent. For women it goes in every end available

Besides... patently silly is extremely funny
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re-read the patent. For women it goes in every end available

Besides... patently silly is extremely funny

But Bas dude - you are not a woman! or are you???



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But Bas dude - you are not a woman! or are you???
That would be a fair approximation of the truth. I am indeed not a woman. I am however of the opinion that my "woman" (she is not my girlfriend, but we do "enjoy each other's company") would look great in that bathingsuit. I just considered the following: The thing would be quite easy to remove which should mean easy access to the areas frequently used in intimate heterosexual interpersonal activities.
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That would be a fair approximation of the truth. I am indeed not a woman. I am however of the opinion that my "woman" (she is not my girlfriend, but we do "enjoy each other's company") would look great in that bathingsuit. I just considered the following: The thing would be quite easy to remove which should mean easy access to the areas frequently used in intimate heterosexual interpersonal activities.
Whoa that's quite the explanation

All he asked was are you a chic??

A simple NO would suffice.


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Whoa that's quite the explanation

All he asked was are you a chic??

A simple NO would suffice.
You are quite right. Oh well... to the dyslexic and the illiterates out there:

NO !
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