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post #1 of 4 Old 06-21-2008, 05:56 PM Thread Starter
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Know that men everywhere are desperately seeking the knowledge of hindsight and the truth that shall set them free.

Here is that singular truth...


(Needed something profound for my 500th)
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post #2 of 4 Old 06-22-2008, 03:59 AM Thread Starter
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OK...Maybe not profound but

What doesn't kill us only makes us stronger

A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation was
sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of
the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the back entrance,
trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.
Soon the church was empty except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly
in his pew without moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's
ultimate enemy was in his presence.
So Satan walked up to the man and said, 'Do you know who I am?'
The man replied, 'Yep, sure do.'
'Aren't you afraid of me?' Satan asked.
'Nope, sure ain't.' said the man.
'Don't you realize I can kill you with one word?' asked Satan.
'Don't doubt it for a minute,' returned the old man, in an even tone.
'Did you know that I can cause you profound, horrifying AGONY for all
eternity?' persisted Satan.
'Yep,' was the calm reply.
'And you're still not afraid?' asked Satan.
'Nope,' said the old man.
More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, 'Why aren't you afraid of me?'
The man calmly replied, 'Been married to your sister for 48 years.

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post #3 of 4 Old 06-22-2008, 09:17 AM
 
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Wow, that had me hanging onto the chair

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To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe.-Anatole France
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post #4 of 4 Old 06-25-2008, 04:38 PM
 
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great ones, Lane!! You're inspired!

"When the going gets tough, the tough get going." - J. P. Kennedy
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