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What I'm looking for in a Girl.

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I
needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was
totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so
dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her.
She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did
mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was
great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find
a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted
firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she
divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am older and wiser now, and am looking for a girl with big tits.

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When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I
needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was
totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so
dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her.
She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did
mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was
great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find
a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted
firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she
divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am older and wiser now, and am looking for a girl with big tits.
Pete that made my night thanks

This all hit close to home...

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Wow, thats great Pete

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LOL!

What can I say!


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Sound like a fun filled, rich life to me Pete. I still have yet to follow your footsteps. The question is, what lies beyond the big tits once those "balloons" sag. Respectfully, Jimmy
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LOL

the simple life! hehehehe

very good, Pete!!

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Pete, wish I'd followed this advice when I was 16.

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Sound like a fun filled, rich life to me Pete. I still have yet to follow your footsteps. The question is, what lies beyond the big tits once those "balloons" sag. Respectfully, Jimmy
Haha that is a good point.

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Sound like a fun filled, rich life to me Pete. I still have yet to follow your footsteps. The question is, what lies beyond the big tits once those "balloons" sag. Respectfully, Jimmy
I think we should look at women the way Archie looks at cars.

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Funny it is, now that you mention it, this thought crossed my demented mind (if there is any), ...you know how purists value the originality, unmolested, matching numbers, etc. ad naseum when putting "values" in Ferrari cars. So, Pete, my second question is,...do you belong to this purist crowd or you don't mind fix it as long you can enjoy IT ? (PS. Silicone ?) Jimmy
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Jimmy,
I guess I'd belong to the purist crowd. When you look at a modified car you are looking at a car that was someone else's idea of what looks good. 20" gold rims, mismatched ground effects spoilers, big wing on the back. Some people like that crap, I don't. I would rather start off with a clean, original car and if it needs some slight modifications for my appeal then I would be comfortable with that but I am not going to put a whole new body on the car.

I've never experienced the silicone modification so I really can't comment on that one.

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I've got the perfect girl for you...She even tries to stay in shape doing sit ups. Note the SB...could that mean Saint Bas.....Naaaaa
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I've got the perfect girl for you...She even tries to stay in shape doing sit ups. Note the SB...could that mean Saint Bas.....Naaaaa


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I've got the perfect girl for you...She even tries to stay in shape doing sit ups. Note the SB...could that mean Saint Bas.....Naaaaa
LOL! Think of the ab muscles if she could do just 1 sit up.

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Sorry for teasing you a bit. Seriously, majority of the FL members are level headed people like you who enjoy noncustomized cars. I certainly hope you'd come across the right girl you are searching for. Jimmy
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I think we should look at women the way Archie looks at cars.
Absolutely Have your fun, and them trade them in for a newer/older/more exciting model. If funds allow repeat the process again and again. It's always good fun having several cars at the same time. They do get a bit jealous if you park them next to each other.

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Absolutely Have your fun, and them trade them in for a newer/older/more exciting model. If funds allow repeat the process again and again. It's always good fun having several cars at the same time. They do get a bit jealous if you park them next to each other.
hehehehe someone that doesn't know you may even be fooled by this thread, but in the end we know that the final words of the discussions with your wifes are always yours ("yes, dear")

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I am older and wiser now, and am looking for a girl with big tits.


Amen to that.

But how about a nice ass! I like a nice shapely ass, more cushin for my pushin !

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What I'm looking for in a girl


3 feet tall
capable of walking backwards
fold back teeth
and a flat head (to rest my drink on)

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I've got the perfect girl for you...She even tries to stay in shape doing sit ups. Note the SB...could that mean Saint Bas.....Naaaaa
Now that looks like Pete's kind of girl!

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