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post #1 of 10 Old 05-23-2008, 05:44 AM Thread Starter
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My wife and I went to the state fair and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,

' THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'








My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs ......Smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year.'


We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,

''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'



My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW~~That's more than twice a week! ..........You could learn a lot from him.'


We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said,
in capital letters,

'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'



My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said,
'That's once a day ..You could REALLY learn something from this one.'

I looked at her and said,
'Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow.'










My condition has been upgraded from critical
to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery.

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are your testicles still in the correct position?
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My condition has been upgraded from critical
to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery.
LOL

glad to hear your going to be fine!

and with great morale!

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Wow reading that made my day

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Nice one Archie!


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That' s a good one!! Are you sure you came up with it on your own, Arch?
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That' s a good one!! Are you sure you came up with it on your own, Arch?
No, I think he's full of Bull.
It sure is tough when 'ole Toro mistakes you for a cow.

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That' s a good one!! Are you sure you came up with it on your own, Arch?
No, it was an e-mail that someone sent to me. There were some great pictures with it, but they never copied across when I copied and pasted it

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My wife and I went to the state fair and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,

' THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'








My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs ......Smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year.'


We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,

''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'



My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW~~That's more than twice a week! ..........You could learn a lot from him.'


We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said,
in capital letters,

'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'



My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said,
'That's once a day ..You could REALLY learn something from this one.'

I looked at her and said,
'Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow.'
So true so true...

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No, it was an e-mail that someone sent to me. There were some great pictures with it, but they never copied across when I copied and pasted it
Full of Bull indeed
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