Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: USA & Singapore
Ferrari Life Posts: 5,509
I wanted to lighten things up. Here's one I heard and wanted to share. Anybody else got some good ones?
Dan is over to John's house on a Sunday afternoon; they are sitting on the couch, having a few cold ones and watching the race. Dan, trying to make some small talk during the commercial says "So, what did you guys do last night?". John says "Oh, the wife and I went out to eat." Dan says "Oh yeah? Where did you go?" John scratches his head for a second and says "Heck, I don't know. Shoot, my memory must be going. Help me out here, what in the heck is the name of that flower? You know, the red one with the thorns on the stem?"
Dans says "Um,....A rose?"
John says "Yeah, that's it." He turns and yells into the kitchen - "Hey Rose! What's the name of that restaurant we went to last night!?"
'79 308 GTS, '82 Jeep CJ7 Jamboree
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