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The Munter Thread...

As most are enjoying the 'my 1st car thread' & after seeing so many photos of your past car munters I thought we could share some funny stories & photos of the munters we've come to own, why we did & what mischief we got up to in them....Wetpet your reputation precedes you so keep it clean if you can, if not Im sure we'll all enjoy!!!

Btw a MUNTER is UK slang used to describe an incredibly unattractive female who you wouldn't touch with a shitty stick.

So, who's going to start off?

DOUG you've posted a couple of Munters, wanna chip in?

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Coyote date over here.

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Coyote date over here.
What is a coyote date Taz???

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What is a coyote date Taz???
Pete, So many questions.

Munters, I've had more than I'd like to admit too...........Sadly no pics of my own.

#1. Mazda Bongo van. Bought it for $200. Thought it could be a shagging wagon. My Dad also had one that he had for work. He said "Are you fn crazy. Look at this piece of s&*t. Even the wheel bearings are RS". He then shakes the bejesus out of the wheels just to demonstrate. He took the keys and wouldn't let me drive it.
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Mines was a '69 Vauxhall Viva I bought from my Stepdad for 100, which was 200 too much btw. The steering was woolly & suspension had more bounces than a rubberised check.

Thankfully not long afterwards a truck jackknifed as I was overtaking it, spilling its load of granite rocks all over my bonnet (hood) & the road, I was near flat out at 70mph, needless to say I visited a nearby field & put an end to its miserable existence. Best part was my SD felt so guilty he refunded me the 100 & I blew it in a wild weekend when I returned to Germany....

Aside from the viva & truck nobody was hurt btw.
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2nd Munter.

Ford XA 351 cubic inch coupe. 351 cubic inches of pure power! Just like in mad max. Proudly showed it to Dad. He said "Are you fn crazy. It's a piece of s%&t. Why does it stink of petrol?" He opened the boot that had petrol sloshing around in it. "Look it has a petrol leak, this crap will blow up".

"But what about that great exhaust sound", I retorted.

"That's because the muffler's rusted out, you idiot. You'll die from carbon monoxide poisoning even if it doesn't blow up", his reply.

I drove away not feeling that great. Next stop to pick up my new glamorous model girlfriend. She looked at the leopard print seat covers and said "I won't be seen in that car. I'm calling a taxi". "Come on", I said. "I'm serious", the reply.

WTF, It's a great car!!!!! I thought.

Drove it straight to the dealers and bought a brand new Nissan. I think it was called ET turbo. My first front wheel drive turbo.

My glamour puss girlfriend was very happy to say the least.

David.
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Peter- A coyote date is so bad looking that after you wake up in the morning after being really drunk, you find her asleep on your arm. To keep from waking her up, you chew off your own arm to escape.

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i am happy to say, except for the several trucks I have owned, I have NEVER owned a munter. Although the miata can be a little embarrassing at times.



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Peter- A coyote date is so bad looking that after you wake up in the morning after being really drunk, you find her asleep on your arm. To keep from waking her up, you chew off your own arm to escape.

Im still laughing, think all us ex military guys have all been there at one point or another....although Ive never heard of this expression.....sounds like they're a 30 Pinter!

As in they start to look ok after 30 Pints.....of whiskey!!!

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Peter- A coyote date is so bad looking that after you wake up in the morning after being really drunk, you find her asleep on your arm. To keep from waking her up, you chew off your own arm to escape.
Terry, learning something new, everyday.

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"Coyote Ugly" is a common term here.

Never had a Munter of either type, "Dozer" is as close as I've come.
However, to my wife's never-ending amazement, more people comment on and seem to love Dozer more than the Spider!
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Mate, that picture is gold! I love your ship and your ride.

Hey all you guys, consider coming to Instagram and joining us chuck a few pics around? my address is @davidkpowell

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David, the vids of you driving your 16M is worth a view. I think that's my current favorite car! Thanks for posting on Instagram.
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Thanks Al, I'm only just warming up. Many stupid ideas to follow. Would love to post them here but it is really hard to do. It takes me an hour or so to get something ready for here. With Instagram a minute. Jimmy's joined Instagram also. He is simply the best Ferrari photographer (sorry guys but come on). It's easy and a lot of fun.

I wish we could post videos here with a similar ease to the pics. Maybe in the future.

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it's pretty easy. just start a youtube account, upload to that and link here.



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it's pretty easy. just start a youtube account, upload to that and link here.
I tried to do that but it just takes too much time. Can we get a quick video upload like for the photos. Imagine Ed your pics as vids!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Ed, I also can't load vids using Tapatalk App on my iPhone. Photos no prob, so can you look into that too pls 👍

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