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A day in the life...

Undeniably crude and puerile, to say nothing of totally un-PC, it's typically Wetpet:

6:00 Alarm
6:15 Blow job
6:30 Massive, satisfying dump while reading the sports section
7:00 Breakfast-steak and eggs, coffee and toast-all cooked by naked, buxom wench who bends over a lot and goes by the name "Kristal"
7:30 Limo arrives
7:45 Several beers en route to the airport
9:15 Flight in personal G7
9:30 Limo to National Ferrari Concours (blow job en route)
9:45 Judge ten cars, hit on all models
11:45 Lunch-steak and lobster, 3 beers and bottle of Dom Peringon
12:15 Blow job
12:30 Judge ten models, and two cars
2:15 Limo back to airport (several bourbons)
2:30 Fly to Bahamas
3:30 Late afternoon fishing expedition with all-female crew, all nude. who also bend over a lot
4:30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs)-on light tackle
5:00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle Macpherson
6:45 Shit, shower and shave, quick hand-job
7:00 Watch Fox news-Al Sharpton assassinated
7:30 Dinner-lobster appetizers, Dom Peringnon (1993), big juicy fillet steak followed by ice cream served on a big pair of tits
9:30 Sex with three women, all with lesbian tendencies
11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing beer
11:30 Night-cap blow job
11:45 In bed alone
11:50 A 22-second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room
11:51 Laughs himself to sleep...
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