Join Date: Apr 2010
Ferrari Life Posts: 2,204
Flawless Male Logic.
Critical Thinking At Its Best!
Woman: Do you drink beer?
Woman: How many beers a day?
Man: Usually about 3
Woman: How much do you pay per beer?
Man: About £3.00
Woman: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: About 20 years, I suppose
Woman: So a beer costs £3 and you have `about’ 3 beers a day, which puts your spending each month at £280-£300. So in one year, it could be approximately £3,600 …correct?
Woman: If in 1 year you spend £3,600 on beer, not accounting for inflation in the past 20 years, that puts your spending at about £70,000 to £80,000 correct?
Woman: Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in an index- linked, high interest savings account, and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could now be the proud owner of a beautiful Ferrari?
Man: Do you drink beer?
Man: So where's your Ferrari?
'99 550, Rosso Corsa / Nero, S/N:114654, Assy: 31836, Engine: 52084
High mileage, low compression, and missing on a few cylinders.....just like my cars.
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