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post #1 of 4 Old 05-22-2014, 08:59 AM Thread Starter
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Woman: Do you drink beer?

Man: Yes

Woman: How many beers a day?

Man: Usually about 3

Woman: How much do you pay per beer?

Man: About £3.00

Woman: And how long have you been drinking?

Man: About 20 years, I suppose


Woman: So a beer costs £3 and you have `about’ 3 beers a day, which puts your spending each month at £280-£300. So in one year, it could be approximately £3,600 …correct?

Man: Correct

Woman: If in 1 year you spend £3,600 on beer, not accounting for inflation in the past 20 years, that puts your spending at about £70,000 to £80,000 correct?

Man: Correct

Woman: Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in an index- linked, high interest savings account, and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could now be the proud owner of a beautiful Ferrari?



Man: Do you drink beer?

Woman: No

Man: So where's your Ferrari?

'99 550, Rosso Corsa / Nero, S/N:114654, Assy: 31836, Engine: 52084

High mileage, low compression, and missing on a few cylinders.....just like my cars.

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Ha! Lovely piece of wit there, cribbj. Beer does make you a lot smarter. Cheers to Beer!
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