When I came home tonight, my wife asked me why I came home during the day around 1:00 p.m.. I told her I was at work and did not come home. She said, “I saw you driving your car up Newport Blvd. as I was going to the store.”
I said, “You are mistaken.” That is the wrong thing to say to a woman.
“How many silver Maranellos are there around here?” she said.
Yipes. How can I tell her there may be another sweet thing around my home?
Sometimes one just loses even if one is correct. That is me tonight.