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Ray D. Shosay's Journal

My latest in the satire category...

Friday, January 26, 2007
The Kurds

We have inherited Saddam's problems without having access to his solutions. I say let's gas the Kurds and be done with it.

Saturday, January 27, 2007
Note to agent

They say you can fool some of the people all of the time. Accordingly, I think we should concentrate on this group initially. We can move on to the people you can only fool some of the time at a later date if we deem it necessary. I hope to hear back from my agent about this as soon as he's out of rehab, as I don't think my messages have been getting through.


Wednesday, January 31, 2007
The Oscars

It's getting late and I can't sleep. I'm expected to communicate my decision on whether or not I shall be attending the Oscar ceremonies within the next few minutes as whatever I decide will have repercussions for people in a number of different time zones. My preference would be to send Sacheen Littlefeather though she would have to go as a seat warmer since I'm not nominated for anything going on that evening. I would go if I thought they might reprise "It's Hard Out Here for a Pimp" as Best Song.



Ray D. Shosay's Journal: Dispatches from a (junior) suite in Paris
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