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Truly Weird News Thread (sticky)

I'll start the thread, see if anyone can top this news.

What do you expect? People who shopped there said they charge an arm and a leg.

Firefighter Saves Man Who Tried to Saw his Arms Off at Home Depot | NBC Southern California
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Beavers can be dangerous

Why would someone swim with a beaver?

Beaver kills man in Belarus; he wanted to be photographed with it - latimes.com
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I'll start the thread, see if anyone can top this news.

What do you expect? People who shopped there said they charge an arm and a leg.

Firefighter Saves Man Who Tried to Saw his Arms Off at Home Depot | NBC Southern California

Wow: Never even saw that coming

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Beavers can be dangerous

Why would someone swim with a beaver?

Beaver kills man in Belarus; he wanted to be photographed with it - latimes.com

I've heard beavers can be something dangerous but the animal variety: Never

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More crazy stuff...

In Lebanon , men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the
animals must be female.
Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
(Like THAT makes sense.)
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In Bahrain , a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but
is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination.
He may only see their reflection in a mirror. (Do they look
different reversed?
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Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also
applies to undertakers.
The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece
of wood at all times. (A brick?)
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The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Much
worse than 'going blind!')
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There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside
and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having
sex for the first time Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly
forbidden for virgins to marry.
(Let's just think for a minute, is there any job anywhere else in the
world that even comes close to this?)
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In Hong Kong , a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her
adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.
(No golf clubs . .. . I hear a 3 iron works well)
The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any
manner desired. (Ah! Justice!)
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In Cali , Colombia , a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the
first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the
act.(Makes one shudder at the thought.)
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In Santa Cruz , Bolivia , it is illegal for a man to have sex with a
woman and her daughter at the same time.
(I have to ask if this is possible given that men cannot multi-task!)
(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)
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In Maryland , USA , it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines
with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending
machine only in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for
consumption on the premises.' (Is this a great country or what?)
Well, .... not as great as Guam !
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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Who
volunteers for these tests?)
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The Ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own
weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
(From drinking little bottles of ???) (Did our
government pay for this research?)
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Butterflies taste with their feet.. (Ah, jeez.)
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An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.)
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Starfish don't have brains. (I know some people like that, too!)
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Turtles can breathe through their arseholes. (And I thought I had
bad breath in the morning!)
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Seems like a good spot to put this!

Seems like a good spot to put this!
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Paul, does that mean XX comes with defective ECU ?

But then, many XYs' just look at skin only ?

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Rob Kardashian opens up about struggles with his weight as he continues to attempt to lose 50lbs | Mail Online

I put this here because I think the dude is weird and his story is as well, ever heard of thinking again or going on a diet?

But as far as the weird stories goes, 360 has taken them all LOL

edit: always nice to see "correct" spelling of "loose" in the news

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SANTA FE, N.M. (AP) — A man who calls himself "El Dentista" is facing charges after Santa Fe police say the unlicensed tooth doctor was found operating as a "mobile dentist" out of a sedan around town.

The Santa Fe New Mexican reports (Santa Fe police: Man had mobile, unlicensed dental practice - The Santa Fe New Mexican: Local News) that 36-year-old Eliver Kestler, also known as Eliver Lopez, was arrested Saturday following a tip from a former customer.

According to police, investigators discovered Kestler with a portable drill machine and other dental equipment in a yellow Ferrari.

Authorities say Kestler told police that he had a dentistry license in Mexico but no license in the U.S.
Kestler, who was wearing blue hospital scrubs when he met with police, was arrested on a number of charges, including practicing dentistry without a license.

Read more: Police: Unlicensed 'mobile dentist' roamed NM - SFGate
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Um, I believe that was Taz in a 575: Upscale dentistry

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Um, I believe that was Taz in a 575: Upscale dentistry
No, he's in the clear as it was a yellow Ferrrari. Now who do we know who has a yellow Ferrari and claims to be a dentist?
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Yup, only thing I knew about dentistry was the smashmouth version, and that was a long time ago.

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Don't eat the tofu!

Apparently, eating Tofu can be deadly

Woman guilty of throwing husband's penis in garbage disposal
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Awww, I used this same excuse when I was late to role call after a binger. Cept I dropped the rock on my right foot.

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