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post #1 of 18 Old 03-31-2004, 06:20 PM Thread Starter
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Another Fun Thing.

I came home tonight after work expecting a peaceful evening. Wrong! My son tells me that when he came home he thought the lights were on in the garage. No, the lights were on my beast. I did not close the driverís window all the way. My daughterís stupid cat walked into my car and turned the lights on. Oh, joy. A dead battery is always fun.

So how was your day?

:-?

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post #2 of 18 Old 03-31-2004, 06:47 PM
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Cats are not stupid. It knows that you love The Beast more, and it's out to kill-off the competition. :green:

(A thought - maybe take the cat out for a spin. It'll probably never go close to the Beast again!)
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post #3 of 18 Old 03-31-2004, 07:35 PM Thread Starter
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Good Thought - I will take the cat for a test drive.

:lol: 8)

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post #4 of 18 Old 03-31-2004, 07:39 PM
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OH NO! not the witness protection program for the cat!

Honey, it's a good invesment!
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post #5 of 18 Old 03-31-2004, 10:51 PM
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.... and better make sure that the cat can't jump on top of your head in the middle of a flat-out, peak-rpm fast sweeper !!!!
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post #6 of 18 Old 04-01-2004, 12:26 AM
 
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Bart,

Did no-one ever tell you that your Ferrari would attract pussy ?
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Bart,

Did no-one ever tell you that your Ferrari would attract pussy ?
LOL
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post #8 of 18 Old 04-01-2004, 01:49 PM
 
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Bart,

Did no-one ever tell you that your Ferrari would attract pussy ?
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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post #9 of 18 Old 04-01-2004, 05:31 PM Thread Starter
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Believe it or not, my 550 has never attracted a woman to say hello to me. I am happily married but a beautiful woman coming on to me would be nice.


What am I doing wrong????

LOL


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post #10 of 18 Old 04-01-2004, 05:55 PM
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Believe it or not, my 550 has never attracted a woman to say hello to me. I am happily married but a beautiful woman coming on to me would be nice.


What am I doing wrong????

LOL


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I'll give you a hint Bart - It's not the car!!!!! :green: :green: :green:

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post #11 of 18 Old 04-03-2004, 07:52 PM Thread Starter
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Yes, I know, Pete. Thanks!


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post #12 of 18 Old 04-04-2004, 02:45 PM
 
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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post #13 of 18 Old 04-05-2004, 11:32 AM
 
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They can obviously tell just from looking at you, that'll you'll never love them as much as the 550... :green:
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post #14 of 18 Old 04-06-2004, 05:08 AM
 
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Bart,

You need to play to your strengths.....often I'll just sit in a bar licking my eyebrows and the women just keep approaching me......!
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Bart,

Did no-one ever tell you that your Ferrari would attract pussy ?
:lol: I lolled
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post #16 of 18 Old 04-06-2004, 04:27 PM
 
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often I'll just sit in a bar licking my eyebrows
How do you do that??? :nuts:
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post #17 of 18 Old 04-07-2004, 06:39 AM
 
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mcferrari,

Without going into graphic details; to 'lick one's eyebrows' you'd need an extremely long tongue or very bushy eyebrows'.

ha:
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post #18 of 18 Old 04-12-2004, 09:18 PM
 
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Two observations: Any cat that molests your ride is better off as a "Sailcat"- one that's been run over 27 times by big trucks so that it's 3/4" thick and 2 feet around and will sail like a frizbee when thrown. (With apologies to my cats Mildred and Martha, the only pussies in my house ever, alas).

And second, this is SURELY off topic for sure, uh huh.
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