God damn. This stuff looks way better than the stuff I shove down my throat. Wild salmon florentine in a delicate sauce with garden greens is just one of the artfully prepared dishes. My cats have always seemed quite happy eating the bugs and chipmunks they kill outside. Because of this commercial I went to the Purina website and they say I should be, and I quote, "Romancing my cat's tastebuds." WTF? The only reason the cat likes me is because I have nice stuff she can poop on. It really doesn't matter to me whether or not the stuff coming out her butt is a seabass and shrimp appetizer in a delicate broth or the remains of some bird that happened to fly into her path yesterday. All I know is that this stuff looks way better than the tuna salad sandwich I had yesterday.
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