That video you posted just convinced me I could run a nightclub. It wasn't the video, anybody can burn down a building with people inside, it was the comments:
Originally Posted by ethicomm
"Let's face it, club owners are often run by a bunch of organized crime punks. Rarely are they "family owned" businesses. It's all about pushing booze and sleeze and little else."
I can push booze and sleeze.
Originally Posted by mariacruzful
"fuckin club owners dont give a fuck! they just want to make money!!"
Sounds like ship owners. And pretty much the owners of all the other businesses out there.
Originally Posted by ichkeriec1
russians drink too much vodka and the go mad once they gone mad thats it , car accidents fires shootin everythin is fucked up! "
Mental note - Don't let Russians into the club. Or if you do, make sure the car is parked in a safe location.
This one I liked best:
Originally Posted by weneedsomegolfshoes
"how the hell could anyone not expect that wooden roof to catch fire?!"
I've owned a few houses and all of them have had wooden roofs. None of them have caught on fire. Glad he's not the codes enforcement officer where I live. "You built it out of WOOD!?!? That's an accident waiting to happen!"
So what do you think Roberto? Did I pass the nightclub owner test? From what I can gather it is just a matter of obtaining a building and some booze, hire out the sleeze, pay off the mob to make sure it doesn't catch on fire then drive around in the Ferrari and vacation in Hawaii with the hot girlfriend. Have I got it? Yeah, sign me up.