So, I was out for a drive in my girl - first time in two years - out in the Colorado foothills and....frickin bird!!!!
I hate birds!!!
Ummm Not sure if you had wine on your drive but this makes no sense lol. I will try to interpret you went for a drive with your girl and a bird pooped on her, fell on her, hit her, died on her....... you pick
Ooooooh wait your girl meaning your car duhhhhhhh OK I get it now but still not sure of the bird verb ha ha ha.
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