Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: USA & Singapore
Ferrari Life Posts: 5,509
Ultimate Renewable Energy Source
The world is screaming for alternative energy sources that are renewable. No nukes, no damming of the rivers, coal is out, oil is out too. What's left? Baby power! As soon as a baby learns to crawl put them on a hamster wheel hooked up to a generator. Problem solved. 2 or 3 babies should be able to power all the lights in 1 household. Nobody likes nuclear waste right? Well only men hate baby waste. Women seem to love changing baby diapers and don't mind the waste at all. We could have thousands of baby power plants staffed by women. Food in, fertilizer out. The ultimate green and renewable energy source. Nobody likes mining for coal but everybody seems to like making babies. World energy crisis averted!
Worried about the food crisis? Ask me about Soylent Green.
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