[GuyIncognito]

Originally Posted by rollsorferrari?

The donkey is extremely talented, he learned from the best:

does he play with his teeth?

[champagne612]

Originally Posted by rollsorferrari?

The donkey is extremely talented, he learned from the best:

Good to know you have an extremely talented ass - can we close the thread

[rollsorferrari?]

Originally Posted by GuyIncognito

does he play with his teeth?

No, his hoofs, I try to keep his mouth as clean as possible for other aspects of his job, see how white his teeth are at our most recent birthday party? Here he is with the birthday kid,

[champagne612]

Originally Posted by GuyIncognito

does he play with his teeth?

Old Joke ...

A man bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.

Come morning, the farmer drove up and said, Sorry - but I've got some bad news. The donkey died.

Well then, just give me my money back.

Can't do that. I spent it already - replied the farmer.

OK then - just unload the donkey.

What're you gonna do with him? asked the farmer.

I'm gonna raffle him off.

Ya can't raffle off a dead donkey! exclaimed the farmer.

Sure I can. Watch me - I just won't tell anyone he's dead.

A month later the farmer met up with the guy and asked about what happened with the dead donkey. I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at $2 apiece and made a profit of $898.

Didn't no one complain? asked the farmer.

Just the guy who won. So I gave him his $2 back.

[rollsorferrari?]

Originally Posted by champagne612

Good to know you have an extremely talented ass - can we close the thread

I'm all for ending the donkey references, let's see how long it lasts,

Speaking of which - DOTD V 2 is what, a week and a half away?

[champagne612]

Originally Posted by rollsorferrari?

I'm all for ending the donkey references, let's see how long it lasts,

Speaking of which - DOTD V 2 is what, a week and a half away?

Jus kidding - long live Ur ass!

I am hosting - not sure what but house is open.

[rollsorferrari?]

Originally Posted by champagne612

Jus kidding - long live Ur ass!

I am hosting - not sure what but house is open.

Cool - let me know if I can help with something.

And the ass shall live on in infamy,

[Jeff Kennedy]

Originally Posted by GuyIncognito

I love those cars. there's a Morgan dealer in Santa Monica a few miles from here; it's fun to stop by every now and then. I wonder how they are to drive? probably terrifying.

Way, way back Car & Drivel said that driving a Morgan over a bumpy road should qualify the driver for flight pay.

They are everything that is vintage British. The 4-cylinders are agricultural motors (the V-8 are at least really an American design). A wood frame - we are talking real termite qualifying wood. A sliding pillar front suspension - look that archaic design up or next time ask me to explain it.

BUT any Morgan driver is OK. They have to be certifiable to own one and that qualifies them to hang out with everyone. Now the looney bin section are the trike Morgans. Watched one of those at a vintage race near Seattle - he was passed multiple times by everyone but probably had a better time that all of them combined.

Jeff

[GuyIncognito]

Originally Posted by Jeff Kennedy

Way, way back Car & Drivel said that driving a Morgan over a bumpy road should qualify the driver for flight pay.

They are everything that is vintage British. The 4-cylinders are agricultural motors (the V-8 are at least really an American design). A wood frame - we are talking real termite qualifying wood. A sliding pillar front suspension - look that archaic design up or next time ask me to explain it.

BUT any Morgan driver is OK. They have to be certifiable to own one and that qualifies them to hang out with everyone. Now the looney bin section are the trike Morgans. Watched one of those at a vintage race near Seattle - he was passed multiple times by everyone but probably had a better time that all of them combined.

Jeff

yikes.

[Jeff Kennedy]

Originally Posted by champagne612

Jus kidding - long live Ur ass!

I am hosting - not sure what but house is open.

Doug,

How open is the party? You want the Continental guys from Chicago to attend?

You and I need to talk about club issues too. You have not seen any of it but I have been in some interesting discussions about FCA chapter governance. Also want to go over the One Lap of North America. I have gotten deep into a series of National discussions and the Annual Meet.

Jeff

[Jeff Kennedy]

Originally Posted by GuyIncognito

yikes.

Does that mean you know what it is or want the explanation?

Jeff

[GuyIncognito]

Originally Posted by Jeff Kennedy

Does that mean you know what it is or want the explanation?

Jeff

I know what it is well enough to know you don't want it on a "sports car"

[champagne612]

Originally Posted by Jeff Kennedy

Way, way back Car & Drivel said that driving a Morgan over a bumpy road should qualify the driver for flight pay.

They are everything that is vintage British. The 4-cylinders are agricultural motors (the V-8 are at least really an American design).

Jeff

The Austin Healey engine - was also agricultural.

[carcrazyteen]

Originally Posted by BKniep

Anyone want to go for an earlyish AM drive this weekend. The Noble is finally well and needs a workout.
I'm up for any of the mornings if there's any interest. Let's explore the fine roads S of Eureka.

And seriously. Who the hell eats food in a strip club. I've never been that drunk. Think of the potential for finding unpleasant surprises in your bowl of chili?

Bill

I am in Bill, any day.

[GuyIncognito]

Originally Posted by champagne612

The Austin Healey engine - was also agricultural.

you still have the Healey?

what about the chopper?

[champagne612]

Originally Posted by Jeff Kennedy

Doug,

How open is the party? You want the Continental guys from Chicago to attend?

You and I need to talk about club issues too. You have not seen any of it but I have been in some interesting discussions about FCA chapter governance. Also want to go over the One Lap of North America. I have gotten deep into a series of National discussions and the Annual Meet.

Jeff

Not very.

Screw Continental - they took two weeks to tell me they couldn't get my car in for 4 weeks after I sent them all my documents etc.

Those guys suck - almost cost me all my warranty work.

Luckily Lake Forest took excellent care of me.

I got so exhausted trying to communicate with the club and it's officers - pretty much on the same level as Continental.

You know Jeff ownership of exotics is supposed to be a reward and with entities like the two mentioned it's not working for me.

[champagne612]

Originally Posted by GuyIncognito

you still have the Healey?

what about the chopper?

Yept and Yept

Chopper is on e-bay as I type

[rollsorferrari?]

Originally Posted by champagne612

Not very.

Screw Continental - they took two weeks to tell me they couldn't get my car in for 4 weeks after I sent them all my documents etc.

Those guys suck - almost cost me all my warranty work.

Luckily Lake Forest took excellent care of me.

Ouch! I guess Continental won't be on your Christmas card list this year!

Originally Posted by champagne612

Yept and Yept

Chopper is on e-bay as I type

Had any bites on the Chopper yet? Clearing up space for a new toy?

[champagne612]

Originally Posted by rollsorferrari?

Ouch! I guess Continental won't be on your Christmas card list this year!



Had any bites on the Chopper yet? Clearing up space for a new toy?

Continental is swamped - asking and trying to drum up more business when they can't handle what they have is just ridiculous.

It may not sound like a big deal but it's a lot of work to get all the paperwork on two cars and ready for service while working with FNA to have items covered.

Anyway - Chopper has two offers at 20 - want 22 which is just stupid but that's how I roll

[rollsorferrari?]

Originally Posted by champagne612

Continental is swamped - asking and trying to drum up more business when they can't handle what they have is just ridiculous.

It may not sound like a big deal but it's a lot of work to get all the paperwork on two cars and ready for service while working with FNA to have items covered.

Anyway - Chopper has two offers at 20 - want 22 which is just stupid but that's how I roll

Gotcha. Nuce to see they have a booning business, but i agree, you have to be anle to meet demand. For the Chopper, how about we split the difference? You want 22, the offers are for 20, just so happens I have $21.00 burning a hole in my back pocket, deal? I'll even throw in a car wash at waterway,