A very British joke

alsaautomotive · 07-17-2007, 08:17 AM

A family of 40 gypsies killed in a coach crash turn up at the Pearly Gates.

Sadly St Peter explains there's only room for 5 of them and tells them to go away and think who deserves to get in.

Later on, St Peter sees God and says "They've gone!".

God says "What, the Pikeys?"

"No, the f****ng gates"

archiegibbs · 07-17-2007, 01:00 PM

...and very true too

Malcqv · 07-19-2007, 10:55 PM

Excellent

Pete04222 · 07-19-2007, 11:03 PM

We've got the same joke in Texas, just replace "Gypsies" with "Mexicans".

(my apologies to any Mexican members)

t1fosI · 07-23-2007, 02:48 PM

Hi guys,

must be the same f****ng pikeys that nicked the lead off one of our roofs at work this week so the rain (its been raining in the UK if you hadn't noticed

) came through and soaked the reception area.

Dave H · 07-30-2007, 10:31 AM

Irish man in an identity parade of seven men, accused of rape.

When the woman pressing charges walked in, Paddy took one step forward and shouted "that's the miserable b1tch"

archiegibbs · 07-30-2007, 10:42 AM

C'mon fella's, no jokes about the Irish, not very PC is it

I don't mind jokes about Gippo's though

07-17-2007, 08:17 AM	#1
alsaautomotive Master Mechanic Elite Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: South Wales, UK Ferrari Life Posts: 490	A very British joke A family of 40 gypsies killed in a coach crash turn up at the Pearly Gates. Sadly St Peter explains there's only room for 5 of them and tells them to go away and think who deserves to get in. Later on, St Peter sees God and says "They've gone!". God says "What, the Pikeys?" "No, the f****ng gates"

07-17-2007, 01:00 PM	#2
archiegibbs Owner Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: United Kingdom Ferrari Life Posts: 3,922 Name: Archie	...and very true too Archie

07-19-2007, 11:03 PM	#4
Pete04222 Owner Elite Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: USA & Singapore Ferrari Life Posts: 5,405	We've got the same joke in Texas, just replace "Gypsies" with "Mexicans". (my apologies to any Mexican members) Capt. Pete '79 308 GTS, '82 Jeep CJ7 Jamboree "Time is what prevents everything from happening all at once."

07-30-2007, 10:31 AM	#6
Dave H Owner Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Yorkshire Ferrari Life Posts: 30	Irish man in an identity parade of seven men, accused of rape. When the woman pressing charges walked in, Paddy took one step forward and shouted "that's the miserable b1tch" :drive: My Other Car's an Escort

07-30-2007, 10:42 AM	#7
archiegibbs Owner Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: United Kingdom Ferrari Life Posts: 3,922 Name: Archie	C'mon fella's, no jokes about the Irish, not very PC is it I don't mind jokes about Gippo's though Archie

07-19-2007, 10:55 PM	#3
Malcqv Owner Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Manchester UK Ferrari Life Posts: 271	Excellent

07-23-2007, 02:48 PM	#5
t1fosI Owner Elite Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: London, UK. Ferrari Life Posts: 1,439	Hi guys, must be the same f****ng pikeys that nicked the lead off one of our roofs at work this week so the rain (its been raining in the UK if you hadn't noticed ) came through and soaked the reception area.

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