[SCM246]

Time to share.

[davehelms]

Originally Posted by SCM246

Time to share.

ScuderiaRampante.com

I am guilty of not updating the site with new photo's from time to time. One day when the time is available I will hunt down an IT person to add to the staff as this is long overdue.

Dave

[bcwawright]

Originally Posted by SCM246

Time to share.

No cameras are allowed in Dave's shop so we went in "undercover" to unmask this top-secret facility.

In pic #1 we found 2 of his employees relaxing in the luxurious break room..after 8hrs they were still there...must be a really great place to work, or should I say relax??

Pic #2 we discovered that Dave offers free dental check up's

In pic #3 We saw what great lengths Dave would go to in product developement...and all that he would say is that "necessity is the mother of all great inventions". (BTY-I'm still waiting for my wine openor kit for the 355)

Last, but not least, is how his employees feel about working for such a genius. I've heard of "getting the bull by the horns", but "getting a Rhino by the balls"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No wonder he doesn't have any turn-over in employees.

[bcwawright]

Oh, I forgot to mention Scuderia Rampante South.
You can only imagine the creative juices flowing at this location....burning the midnight rum filled lamps is hard work as you can tell.

[Granucci]

Seemed like your pic had been doctored for the net....gotta let the masses truly know

[enginefxr]

Proven fact- rum won't get rid of kidney stones!

[bcwawright]

Originally Posted by Granucci

Seemed like your pic had been doctored for the net....gotta let the masses truly know

I just knew there had to be more in this pic than a beautiful beach, palm trees, and Dave's ugly feet..thanks for the undoctored version

[Granucci]

Originally Posted by Granucci

Seemed like your pic had been doctored for the net....gotta let the masses truly know

The only guy I know who can twirl a torque wrench with his toes.

Originally Posted by enginefxr

Proven fact- rum won't get rid of kidney stones!

But it might just be worth to die.....trying

[davehelms]

1&2: The two that get far more pampering than I. I want a Do-Over as a dog owned by my wife!

3: Out of state customers popped in one evening...biggest question is why does a Ferrari shop have Lag bolts on hand? The Daytona liner and Lambo 400GT AF cover were set back a safe distance prior to the required service at hand.

4: Oh boy am I in trouble now! You can take the girl out of the country BUT.....

I cant say the Dr's condoned us heading off to what surely would be a 'relaxing' time in a country devoid of anything but medieval medical care. Every morning and evening I would show up at the thatched hut on the beach with my gallon jug of water and the laptop, ready for 'work'....the gal behind the bar provided the chaser for the water.... I could get very used to that but alas, Niki was starting to loose here sense of humor in our daily Skipe sessions when all she could see was beach and ocean in the background and it was single digits and snowing at the shop.

[jetfixr]

I love it,

Uncle Jessie F'ed up under a grass hut somewhere!!!!! Now thats livin..

I heard some kind of crap was goin on over at the Cretin website!

Sounds like Sak-A-Lay toyin' with folks again..

I had to come outta retirement!


Anybody want to run an airport, I'm flyin down to see Dave!

[Granucci]

Originally Posted by jetfixr

I love it,

Uncle Jessie F'ed up under a grass hut somewhere!!!!! Now thats livin..

I heard some kind of crap was goin on over at the Cretin website!

Sounds like Sak-A-Lay toyin' with folks again..

I had to come outta retirement!


Anybody want to run an airport, I'm flyin down to see Dave!

Start transporting his hoses: Overnight delivery takes too long

[davehelms]

Originally Posted by jetfixr

Uncle Jessie F'ed up under a grass hut somewhere!!!!! Now thats livin..

I heard some kind of crap was goin on over at the Cretin website!

No, NO....I was working....really! I could get used to that very easy. Never have seen a Ferrari there in near 30 yrs but I suppose I could learn how to hotrod a Russian Lauda with a fartcan Muffler on it. There is work for us both... a 182 shuttle would fly overhead twice a day. Took me a few days of listening to it but I finally figured out it only had one intact header in place...the other had to be in pieces...made the Lauda sound pretty good. There outta be some valve work waiting for Gary on that one.

Yup...break out the VoDoo dolls... Strange stuff. I just hook my thumbs in the bib overhaul straps and say Hmmm.... Im not smart enough to understand these new marketing strategies in today's business world.

[enginefxr]

If Jetfixr buys one of those 47 foot Fountains, we could float my machine shop equipment to the islands on it!
I sure as hell could handle sun and sand (and rum) on a daily basis.

I might talk to a marketing rep to see what kind of market there is for ships in bottles these days. You got any long tweezers, Dave?

[enginefxr]

I'm picturing Jetfixr with dredlocks now and one of those flowery tropical looking shirts on.....hahahahahahaha.

[davehelms]

Originally Posted by enginefxr

If Jetfixr buys one of those 47 foot Fountains, we could float my machine shop equipment to the islands on it!
I sure as hell could handle sun and sand (and rum) on a daily basis.

I might talk to a marketing rep to see what kind of market there is for ships in bottles these days. You got any long tweezers, Dave?

Tweezers? The shop is in Boulder of all places!!!!!!!!! No place on planet earth has a better selection of Roach Clip Forceps....I have seen them near 2 ft long! For 25 years I was ordering lab grade graduated beakers, Pipets for CCing engines...all the lab glass stuff from a place in Boulder, now my shop is next door to this place. Their main product line? Bongs, lab glass supplies are a sideline to their profit center. Only in Boulder...

Flyboy with Dreds and sandles..... time to learn Photoshop, a new quest is being formulated. Lauda's running on over proof, 182's flying on odd numbers of cylinders...our new job awaits us, we could do no harm.

[enginefxr]

Jets choice of new looks:

[davehelms]

Flyboy with Dreds and sandles...... and Eye Makeup.... a reality show in the making

[enginefxr]

Originally Posted by bcwawright

Oh, I forgot to mention Scuderia Rampante South.
You can only imagine the creative juices flowing at this location....burning the midnight rum filled lamps is hard work as you can tell.

That pic with his feet up looks like a Cialis commercial.
Dave, you guys weren't sitting in bathtubs out on the beach, were you?

[jetfixr]

Holy sh!t.....Cialis............... Your f*cked up!



Since all the liberals are persistant in totally destroying this country and our way of life it may be a good plan to head down there.


Cialis, Viagra, sand, drinks, sunshine...... Check this guy out......

Jeeeez

[davehelms]

That picture begs so many questions....

Chivas, not Cialis... with two olives. Mothers milk the old guys way.

If I wasnt so blasted stubborn I would be leading the way... We screwed it up, now we have to fix it. Our parents hand us a perfectly good country and...