[archiegibbs]

Soomeone just e-mailed this to me, I thought it was very funny

"Next Life" by Woody Allen


In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people's home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day. You work for 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school. You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play. You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born. And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then Voila! You finish off as an orgasm!


I rest my case.

[Chrishawk4]

Archie that absolutely made my day Thank you very much

Chris

[stile - alpine]

I had read the Portuguese version of that already, indeed very good!

[Basosz]

Originally Posted by Chrishawk4

Archie that absolutely made my day Thank you very much

You're on vacation !!! I kind of thought you would experience better things than this

[Chrishawk4]

Originally Posted by Basosz

You're on vacation !!! I kind of thought you would experience better things than this

Haha, very true. I am having a great day on vacation too. That was just the icing on the cake

Chris

[Night Life]

Originally Posted by archiegibbs

Soomeone just e-mailed this to me, I thought it was very funny

"Next Life" by Woody Allen


In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people's home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day. You work for 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school. You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play. You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born. And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then Voila! You finish off as an orgasm!


I rest my case.

That's brilliant

[f355spider]

Life is much better that way lol