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Old 04-05-2012, 02:32 AM   #1
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Joke of the Day:

This is HER diary entry and HIS diary entry for the same day . . . . .

HER ENTRY . . . . .

Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact I was a bit late, but he made no comment about it.

Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much. I asked him what was wrong; He said,"Nothing". I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it.

On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept on driving. I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't say, "I love you too". When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent.

Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later he came to bed. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep, and I lay there crying. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster!

HIS ENTRY FOR THE SAME DAY . . . . .

The Ferrari wont start . . . . can't figure out why


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Love it


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Brilliant!




and unfortunately so true for some of us
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...Real !
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I think this says it all.......
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Does your wife know you're reading her Diary?
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Old 04-05-2012, 12:42 PM   #7
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so why didn't the Ferrari start
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Excellent and so so true Love the 19" rack units too
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And cost is only $876 because she ran out of money

The good thing : my wifey had a great laugh reading this thread
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Bullseye!


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Dead right.


Old enough to know better, young enough to do it anyway!
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So good. Wife and I had a good laugh.
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HAHAHAHA....I'm there now.....my Ferrari's Broke......



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Quote:
Originally Posted by Magnum6464 View Post
HAHAHAHA....I'm there now.....Ferrari's Broke......
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Oh Mario que pasa ?


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Granucci...I Deleted my post....

But I did post it before and got nothing...all good



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MARIO: Just caught this problem. Repost it in the appropriate section as many who could answer your question probably just thought this part of the humor thread.


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Reposted in the 348 section.....


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