RIP Al P

wetpet · 12-20-2011, 02:33 PM

you where the man. rest in peace!

Man Dies From Penis-Enhancing Injection - Des Moines News Story - KCCI Des Moines

Killer58 · 12-20-2011, 02:45 PM

Al told me that after one of those injections, if he gets excited enough, he can pop out a nylon bushing for his TR. Let's see Chuck Norris top that....

wetpet · 12-20-2011, 02:54 PM

Chuck Norris’ dick is so big that it has its own dick . . . and his dick’s dick is bigger than Al's dick.

wetpet · 12-20-2011, 02:56 PM

Chuck Norris can make women orgasm simply by pointing at them and saying, “Booyah”

redtrman · 12-20-2011, 03:27 PM

Hey, I took that picture at FOW, you did not ask permission to publish, you are in violation of my copyright! Take it down or else!

wetpet · 12-20-2011, 03:31 PM

or else what? you'll sue me? what are you a lawyer or something?

Chuck Norris once walked down a street with an erection... There were no survivors!

redtrman · 12-20-2011, 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wetpet

or else what? you'll sue me? what are you a lawyer or something?

You do not want to know nor would I tell you. For starters, give the photographer credit!

Quote:

Originally Posted by wetpet

Chuck Norris once walked down a street with an erection... There were no survivors!

Your starting to worry me, are you infatuated with his erection?

wetpet · 12-20-2011, 03:56 PM

no, this a dick joke thread that you are hijacking with legalize. go sue a democrat!

redtrman · 12-20-2011, 04:00 PM

What in the hell do legalize have to do with an erection infatuation? I think you are trying to divert attention away from the real problem. I hear Al has a good therapist. Maybe you two guys could do a group session.

wetpet · 12-20-2011, 05:12 PM

ok we can expand this to other chuck norris jokes. i ran out of dick ones.

Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas when he goes to sleep

wetpet · 12-20-2011, 05:19 PM

Chuck Norris once punched a man in the SOUL.

wetpet · 12-20-2011, 05:38 PM

Chuck Norris's cowboy boots are made of real cowboys

redtrman · 12-20-2011, 05:58 PM

Holy crap batman, is that not Chuck Norris on your left? Now I understand the erection infatuation.

Killer58 · 12-20-2011, 07:51 PM

Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris. Same as Al.

barcheta · 12-22-2011, 06:03 AM

Al masturbates to pics of Chuck Norris? I thought Al masturbated to pics of Wetpet and vice versa....

Not that there's anything wrong with that....

Killer58 · 12-22-2011, 08:26 AM

Lest he takes my Christmas gift back to the five and dime, I'm not saying anything bad about Alfredo for the rest of the year.

wetpet · 12-22-2011, 02:27 PM

see ya next year!

Killer58 · 12-22-2011, 02:46 PM

Wet, I knew YOU wouldn't even get me a lump of coal. So I'll stay just to harrass you. :-D

wetpet · 12-22-2011, 03:00 PM

I got a lump in the pants for ya!

Killer58 · 12-22-2011, 03:07 PM

Doh!! I saw that one coming!

Happy Holidays Lumpy.

12-20-2011, 02:33 PM	#1
wetpet Owner Elite Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Chevy Chase, Md Ferrari Life Posts: 6,599 Name: Ed	RIP Al P you where the man. rest in peace! Man Dies From Penis-Enhancing Injection - Des Moines News Story - KCCI Des Moines Everything you know is wrong Stop chatting and start living the ferrarilife!

12-20-2011, 02:45 PM	#2
Killer58 Owner Elite Member Join Date: May 2010 Ferrari Life Posts: 1,418 Name: David	Al told me that after one of those injections, if he gets excited enough, he can pop out a nylon bushing for his TR. Let's see Chuck Norris top that.... Of all the narcissists I know, I love me the most.

12-20-2011, 02:54 PM	#3
wetpet Owner Elite Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Chevy Chase, Md Ferrari Life Posts: 6,599 Name: Ed	Chuck Norris’ dick is so big that it has its own dick . . . and his dick’s dick is bigger than Al's dick. Everything you know is wrong Stop chatting and start living the ferrarilife!

12-20-2011, 02:56 PM	#4
wetpet Owner Elite Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Chevy Chase, Md Ferrari Life Posts: 6,599 Name: Ed	Chuck Norris can make women orgasm simply by pointing at them and saying, “Booyah” Everything you know is wrong Stop chatting and start living the ferrarilife!

12-20-2011, 03:31 PM	#6
wetpet Owner Elite Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Chevy Chase, Md Ferrari Life Posts: 6,599 Name: Ed	or else what? you'll sue me? what are you a lawyer or something? Chuck Norris once walked down a street with an erection... There were no survivors! Everything you know is wrong Stop chatting and start living the ferrarilife!

12-20-2011, 03:27 PM	#5
redtrman Owner Elite Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Great Falls, VA Ferrari Life Posts: 1,153	Hey, I took that picture at FOW, you did not ask permission to publish, you are in violation of my copyright! Take it down or else!

12-20-2011, 03:56 PM	#8
wetpet Owner Elite Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Chevy Chase, Md Ferrari Life Posts: 6,599 Name: Ed	no, this a dick joke thread that you are hijacking with legalize. go sue a democrat! Everything you know is wrong Stop chatting and start living the ferrarilife!

12-20-2011, 04:00 PM	#9
redtrman Owner Elite Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Great Falls, VA Ferrari Life Posts: 1,153	What in the hell do legalize have to do with an erection infatuation? I think you are trying to divert attention away from the real problem. I hear Al has a good therapist. Maybe you two guys could do a group session.

12-20-2011, 05:12 PM	#10
wetpet Owner Elite Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Chevy Chase, Md Ferrari Life Posts: 6,599 Name: Ed	ok we can expand this to other chuck norris jokes. i ran out of dick ones. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas when he goes to sleep Everything you know is wrong Stop chatting and start living the ferrarilife!

12-20-2011, 05:19 PM	#11
wetpet Owner Elite Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Chevy Chase, Md Ferrari Life Posts: 6,599 Name: Ed	Chuck Norris once punched a man in the SOUL. Everything you know is wrong Stop chatting and start living the ferrarilife!

12-20-2011, 05:38 PM	#12
wetpet Owner Elite Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Chevy Chase, Md Ferrari Life Posts: 6,599 Name: Ed	Chuck Norris's cowboy boots are made of real cowboys Everything you know is wrong Stop chatting and start living the ferrarilife!

12-20-2011, 05:58 PM	#13
redtrman Owner Elite Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Great Falls, VA Ferrari Life Posts: 1,153	Holy crap batman, is that not Chuck Norris on your left? Now I understand the erection infatuation.

12-20-2011, 07:51 PM	#14
Killer58 Owner Elite Member Join Date: May 2010 Ferrari Life Posts: 1,418 Name: David	Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris. Same as Al. Of all the narcissists I know, I love me the most.

12-22-2011, 06:03 AM	#15
barcheta Owner Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Maryland Ferrari Life Posts: 1,394 Name: JB	Al masturbates to pics of Chuck Norris? I thought Al masturbated to pics of Wetpet and vice versa.... Not that there's anything wrong with that.... Current: 85' GTS QV "I don't sell cars, I sell engines. The cars I throw in for free since something has to hold the engine."

12-22-2011, 08:26 AM	#16
Killer58 Owner Elite Member Join Date: May 2010 Ferrari Life Posts: 1,418 Name: David	Lest he takes my Christmas gift back to the five and dime, I'm not saying anything bad about Alfredo for the rest of the year. Of all the narcissists I know, I love me the most.

12-22-2011, 02:27 PM	#17
wetpet Owner Elite Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Chevy Chase, Md Ferrari Life Posts: 6,599 Name: Ed	see ya next year! Everything you know is wrong Stop chatting and start living the ferrarilife!

12-22-2011, 02:46 PM	#18
Killer58 Owner Elite Member Join Date: May 2010 Ferrari Life Posts: 1,418 Name: David	Wet, I knew YOU wouldn't even get me a lump of coal. So I'll stay just to harrass you. :-D Of all the narcissists I know, I love me the most.

12-22-2011, 03:00 PM	#19
wetpet Owner Elite Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Chevy Chase, Md Ferrari Life Posts: 6,599 Name: Ed	I got a lump in the pants for ya! Everything you know is wrong Stop chatting and start living the ferrarilife!

12-22-2011, 03:07 PM	#20
Killer58 Owner Elite Member Join Date: May 2010 Ferrari Life Posts: 1,418 Name: David	Doh!! I saw that one coming! Happy Holidays Lumpy. Of all the narcissists I know, I love me the most.

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