11-21-2011, 08:35 PM
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| Owner Elite Member  Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: USA & Singapore
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|  Meeting the mistress. A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, says she'll see him later and walks away. His wife glares at him and says, "Who the hell was that?" "Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress." "Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce." "I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce it means that you don't get any more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Ferraris and Lexus's in the garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours." Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm. "Who's that woman with Jim?" asks the wife. "That's his mistress," says her husband. "Ours is prettier," she replies Capt. Pete '79 308 GTS, '82 Jeep CJ7 Jamboree "Time is what prevents everything from happening all at once." |
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11-21-2011, 09:15 PM
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| Owner Elite Member  Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Switzerland
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Name: Stef
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LOL !!!  Good joke to start my day, thanks  |
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11-21-2011, 11:21 PM
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| Owner Elite Member  Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Johannesburg RSA
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Name: Peter
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outrageous......good one Pete
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11-22-2011, 12:33 AM
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| Owner Elite Member  Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Jersey, Channel Islands
Ferrari Life Posts: 4,281
| Very funny. Onno Future: 458 Italia (May 2012) Present: 550 Maranello, 330GTC, 365BB (x2) Past: eh - see above. |
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11-22-2011, 01:09 AM
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| Owner Elite Member  Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Regina, Canada
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Name: Roberto Giannini
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Aha ha ha ha ha ha I agree with this  And in case my GF reads this, just joking honey  Night life........ain't a good life........but it's my life -- Willy Nelson  |
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11-22-2011, 01:54 AM
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| Owner Elite Member  Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Yokohama & Tokyo, Japan
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Name: Jimmy Chen Shiba
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Pete,...glad to know that you are still yourself. w/ smiles Jimmy
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11-22-2011, 03:59 AM
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| Owner Elite Member  Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Canada
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Name: Brett Gagnon
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I read this aloud to my wife over cafe, she laughed, i took it as she understood - Brett ----------------------- Current: 1978 308 GTB (25823) Past: Other: 2011 Audi A6 Avant |
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11-22-2011, 04:30 AM
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| Owner Elite Member Join Date: May 2010
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Name: David
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Good laugh with coffee this morning, thanks.
Of all the narcissists I know, I love me the most. |
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11-22-2011, 08:54 AM
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 Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Detroit, Michigan
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Name: Chris Hawkins
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Hahahaha!!!! Pete you never cease to make me laugh.
“ To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe.”-Anatole France "Dude, it's just math"-Pete |
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11-22-2011, 10:30 PM
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| Owner Elite Member  Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: UK
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Boxer Current: F40, F50, 612, 430 Scuderia Past: 360 Modena, 360 Challenge, 550, 575, 365BB, 512BB, 456 GT, F355 GTS, 365 GTB/4 Daytona, 308 GTB | |
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11-23-2011, 09:19 AM
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